A doctor calls a plumber in the middle of the night. ‘Why are you ringing me at this hour?’ says the plumber. ‘Look, it’s an emergency,’ says the doctor. ‘If it was the other way round you’d expect me to come out, wouldn’t you?’ ‘Okay,’ says the plumber. ‘What’s the problem?’ ‘The toilet’s broken,’ says the doctor. The plumber says, ‘Give it two aspirin and call me again if it’s not better in the morning.’
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A doctor calls a plumber in the middle of the night…
Tuesday, April 24th, 2012Toilet seat up or down #2
Saturday, February 18th, 2012The people are talking about leaving the toilet seat up or down and everyone has their view.
Including my great mate Jon from Plug-it products in Lodi California. If you need to plug something then Plug- it products have the thing for you.
Click here to see what Jon calls toilet seat revenge
Nice work Jon!
Ring for a Christmas emergency plumber
Saturday, December 24th, 2011Saturday 17 December 2011:
4.30 am: Situation: accidently drop Tiffany diamond ring in bath and it rolls down the drain; start looking elsewhere in the bathroom; After an hour? conclusion: yes its down the bath plug drain
6.30 am: Doubly Drastic: start talking to friends who know plumbers; the suggestions seem too risky; with the chance I could lose my ring forever
8.30 am: The Lone Drainer and Pronto: I call The Lone Drainer on: 9664 4990 and leave a somewhat frantic message about the situation:
8.40 am: Return Call from: The Lone Drainer: he has assessed the situation from my message; and has called me back within 10 mins
He has quoted me the price if the Drainoscopy; is needed. He doesn’t need Pronto; but arrives ‘pronto” and it’s a Saturday – one week before Xmas
10.30 am: Enter: The Lone Drainer; he has assessed the situation: and gets to work in a most professional and effective manner
11.00 am: From images on the Drainoscopy he has been able to locate my ring & hook the ring out of the drain. There was a very good chance I would never see my ring again; I was overjoyed with the successful outcome
The Lone Drainer has saved the day & the situation.
I thank him profusely and he thanks me for not turning on any taps or flushing the toilet (better retrieval )
Thank You Lone Drainer you saved my Christmas:
Please have A Very Merry Christmas to All at The Lone Drainer & Pronto
& A Happy, Healthy & Prosperous New Year in 2012 to All.
Best Regards Claire Randwick 17/12/11
Thanks Claire
If you do drop your valuables rings or earrings down the drain, DO NOT try to flush them out.
DONT run any water.
That sounds like a job for The Lone Drainer And Pronto
Hi ho plunger…..away!
Can I use the toilet? It is “open for inspection”
Wednesday, September 7th, 2011Have you ever been caught short?
I mean, have you ever been “busting” to use the loo and it just wasn’t available, you were cross legged and tears are starting to run as you can only focus on one thing…….
Now most shopping centres have toilet facilities and the local football and netball fields usually have a loo that you can use after you have been sipping multiple latte’s whilst watching junior win “the match of the day”.
Whilst doing plumbing repairs on most homes we are often in the bathroom, so its a matter of closing the door, doing what needs to be done and breathing a sigh of relief.
Well it appears that “wanting to go”, at an inopportune time is quite common as I found when looking through the QandA with Lucy Macken in Sydney Morning Herald Domain section recently. August 20, 2011
Q&A: This question’s a wee bit awkward
Q. Forgive me for being blunt but is it ever OK to use the bathroom at an open inspection?
J.P., Crows Nest
A. Agents responded uniformly to this query with a moment of stunned silence. A few heartbeats later and the consensus tends to be that ”the facilities” (for want of a more abstract euphemism) are not for public use but permission is granted in the case of emergency.
Children seem to be the main beneficiaries of such largesse, although parents in the know have a few tips for regulars on the Saturday inspection circuit: make good use of the coffee shop breaks and if you get time between appointments, let your children visit the local park.
After all, no one wants their thoughtful assessment of a prospective home interrupted by a loud, ”Mum, there’s no toilet paper in here!” Thankfully, agents tend to be an accommodating and non-judgmental lot.
But as they say, When you gotta go….. well!
What is water hammer?
Wednesday, August 31st, 2011A high rise apartment dweller contacted me recently complaining of noise from pipes knocking at all hours of the day. He noticed that it happens whenever the taps are shut.
The Water Hammer Explained
Water “Hammer” is common in modern homes and high rise apartment blocks.
In many instances it is difficult to control, especially in high rises. It is usually caused by a combination of high water pressure in the hot and/or cold water supply pipe lines and fast closing taps and valves that “slam” shut, causing the water flow to stop instantly, thus delivering that shuddering or “Hammer” throughout the building.
These taps, like the mixer style tap in your kitchen sink or shower/bath or individual taps with ceramic discs are “fast closing”.

To reduce the hammer effect, turn them off gently…
Normal taps, or taps with washers are slow closing so they rarely cause the
Hammer effect.
Automatic washing machines and dishwashers have solenoid valves that slam shut when they have enough water.
There are various methods of reducing the pressure. Every apartment is “joined” by the pipeline that passes between the floors supplying water through the branches, to each unit.
Each apartment will have a control valve (to shut off water in the event of
maintenance or an emergency). This valve may be causing the hammer. So, depending on the hydraulic design, in a tall building there may be a holding tank on the roof.
The water is pumped up to this holding tank and from there it runs through
“droppers” to each quadrant of the building, delivering the (head) water pressure.
The greater the head, the greater the pressure, the greater the chance of
The water hammer!
Each individual unit owner may take care to fit pressure limiters and treat their taps with care. But if the tenants in the units, several floors above or below don’t take the same care, the hammer will be transmitted through the pipeline and building.
Loose pipes can contribute to the water hammer sound if they have insufficient pipe saddles/clips to hold them down and prevent movement (banging together or with nearby walls).
Control valves on water heaters and hot water pipes are also a potential source of the water hammer phenomenon.
In summary, this is not an exact science. By putting pressure limiters on those appliances that are appropriate and turning off all valves/taps with ceramic discs a little slowly will produce immediate results.
But everyone in the building will need to work together on this.
I hope that helps!
Contracts could be wiped in defective toilet paper case.
Monday, August 22nd, 2011Defective toilet paper causes a $40,000 plumbing problem.
This blocked drain sounds like a job for The Lone Drainer And Pronto
According to the Denver Post, The University of Colorado is suing over ‘defective’ toilet paper that caused $US40,000 in plumbing fees over the past few years.
The incidents included toilets bubbling over, overflowing toilets, and toilets that simply wouldn’t flush and would cause some flooding and backed up drains. In one instance, the university had to saw-cut concrete and excavate sewer pipes in order to remove an auger from a sewer line that was so bound up and clogged with toilet paper that it became stuck. There were flooding issues in 27 buildings in the spring of 2009 alone. The lawsuit claims that ‘the toilet paper… failed to disperse properly and caused the toilets and sewer lines at the university to become clogged’.
Now the problem has been addressed, and the lawyers have begun clogging the pipelines of the legal system with their own paperwork. For plumbers, cleaning out blocked sewers comes with the territory. Dealing with lawyers, however, is something else.
Money down the toilet
Wednesday, June 8th, 2011It was just like flushing money down the toilet……
We’ve all used this expression more than once, and in our life as plumbing professionals we see people flush all sorts of items down the toilet, in effect flushing money down the toilet by not thinking before they flush.
We have retrieved all types of unusual things from sewer pipes, including underwear, gloves, a 2 litre Coca Cola bottle, dental floss, sanitary napkins and tampons, even a piece of construction scaffolding???????
Well, this one was unusual, this client actually did flush his money down the toilet.
Yes, he flushed his wallet!
I have a few of these unusual things to show you and will over the next few weeks, so stay tuned!
Extreme rain event brings stormwater blockages
Tuesday, May 31st, 2011In Sydney, according to the Weather Channel we have just experienced the wettest May 40 years!
Well it has been wet, and the rain in the suburbs along Sydneys coast both yesterday and today, the last 2 days of May 2011 have done plenty to boost the average for the month.
The volume of water running into stormwater grates and drains has at times put our stormwater pipelines under plenty of pressure.
We have had plenty of blocked drain emergency calls from people with overflowing drains that could easily be prevented.
These few simple tips will help avoid stormwater overflows.
As most of our beautiful deciduous trees have lost most of their leaves by now, it is often these leaves that create overflow problems when the rains come quickly.
1. Clear leaf and tree debris from your roof gutters and downpipes.
2. Keep channel grates, driveway grates and drains clean and clear.
3. Dont stockpile household items over any of your outside drains.
4. Run a garden hose through these drains periodically to check they are flowing.
5. Know where your stormwater pipes run to, and ensure these outlets are clear.
If you are not sure, please ask us.
P.S. I got home last night to overflowing gutters at the front of our home. Fortunately I could clear the leaf debris easily and allow the rainwater to run into our stormwater pipes .
Common pipelines; easements, ownership and liability #3
Thursday, January 13th, 2011One recurring topic of 2010 is the Ownership and liability of common water, sewer and gas pipes.
When we send out an emergency response team to a ruptured gas or water pipeline or an overflowing sewer, the first thing our team thinks about is rescuing the property under threat.
Often, it is after the emergency has passed, that ownership and liability of the problem are hotly debated.
This series of 3 blog posts is aimed at clarifying some of that debate.
Our friends at the Law Reform Commission have helped to clarify this interesting subject and in part it reads!
LIABILITY FOR COSTS
Role of the Water Board
An important and related issue that was raised in DP 22, in respect of utility services, is establishing liability for the repair and maintenance costs of common service pipes for individual users. The problem only really exists in respect of joint sewer services, because the Water Board will absorb the costs of repair and maintenance of water services (joint or single) within the areas of its operation.7 In those cases where the Board does not assume responsibility, it can still do the repair work itself and then issue notices for payment to the users of the service. The Water Board Act 1987 (NSW) does not contain any guidelines in respect of apportioning the costs of the work carried out.
The Water Board does not assume the same level of responsibility in respect of sewage services. A liability policy similar to the water supply policy (as discussed above) was considered for sewage services, but was rejected as too expensive. Where the Water Board is aware that work needs to be done on a joint sewer service, the Board will issue a defect notice requiring the users to repair the service within a certain period of time. Sometimes repair is ordered to take place within 24 hours, if the damaged service is deemed to be a health risk. It may also be the case that the users of that service realise that the service is in need of repair and attend to the repairs prior to receiving a notice from the Board.
Existing guidelines for apportioning costs
There are no guidelines to assist the owners in dividing the cost of repairs, although DP 22 argued that Regulation 9 of the Plumbing and Drainage Regulation (September 1989) could be interpreted as making owners jointly responsible for the maintenance of their water service pipe, sewer or storm water drain.8 Some users may argue that they were not responsible for any damage to the service and thus refuse to pay anything; other users may argue that the cost of repair should be divided equally, regardless of which users were directly affected, on the basis that the service is jointly owned; and others may consider the amount charged to be excessive and only wish to pay an amount they consider appropriate. Although a recommended rate may be obtained from the Master Plumbers Association, this rate is not a standard or enforceable rate and the final figure charged may be higher or lower depending on the circumstances.
In practice, one user (usually the person most affected by overflow from the blockage) often pays for the repairs and is then forced to seek contribution from the other users, and when payment is not forthcoming, he or she may be forced to litigate for the recovery of the money. Whilst a user may wish to claim equally against each of the other users of the service, it is difficult to prove what their contribution should be. A plumber may be retained to give expert advice about who or what caused the damage to the service. This lack of legislative direction stands in sharp contrast to the specific contributions that unit owners of a Strata Titles plan are required to provide by way of levy where maintenance and repair of the common property is necessary.
Don’t play Noughts and Crosses when you have sewer problems
Saturday, January 1st, 2011
Today’s post comes courtesy of Dr Marc Dussault, The Exponential Growth Strategist. At his recent Exponential Business Building Bootcamp, he showed a series of “impossible pictures” from Swedish Artist Erik Johansson. This photo was of particular interest. This is what we want to avoid with Vaporooter when tree roots get into and block your pipes and drains.
