Posts Tagged ‘Plumbing Joke’

“What Did The Romans Ever Do For Us?!”

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

Here’s something the Romans did for us - they invented plumbing!

What Did the Romans Ever Do for Us?

by Adam Hart-Davis

Julius Caesar had a weekend native-bashing excursion to Britain in 55 BC. But I guess he didn’t enjoy the damp boarding houses with their fierce landladies, for he quickly went back to Rome, naturally claiming a great victory. Almost a hundred years later the emperor Claudius sent a powerful invading army, and the Romans then occupied Britain for the next 350 years. What did those Romans ever do for us? (more…)

Bruno And The Eel or “The Nature of The Beast”

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

I was on crutches and had asked Bruno the plumber to attend a Bondi blocked drain at a well known food shop.

Bruno rang to say he couldn’t get the electric eel out of the drain pipe, could I come and help?  My wife (8 months pregnant) delivered me to the site and I limped in and found Bruno with electric eel over an access drain and the eel cables stuck fast!

“What happened” I asked. Bruno said “The eel cables just kept going in, so I kept on putting them in”.

“How much cable is in that hole, Bruno”? I asked. ” About 45 feet” (15 metres) he replied!

“How far to the blocked toilet, Bruno”? I asked”  “About 10 feet” he replied!  I cringed!

Me on crutches and  Bruno tried to drag that electric eel out of that pipe. It wouldn’t budge!

Fortunately, the house behind the shop was vacant …. except for the “beast” that had been unleashed in the bathroom.

The extra 35 feet of eel had come out through the back of the toilet, done a complete circuit of the small bathroom, out the door and down the hallway towards the kitchen. The spinning action of the eel had allowed it to grab the old carpet hall runner in a “death roll”.

When we had tried to wrestle the eel from the pipe, the old carpet had got stuck fast!

Of course we salvaged the situation, had the carpet cleaned, replaced the loo and successfully cleared the blockage.

Some 12 years later when I have a coffee with Bruno (who now has his own very successful business) and we laugh about our daily plumbing lives, telling those gathered about the dangers of the electric eel, Bruno still blushes and says “David, it’s just The Nature of The Beast“!

Plumbing Tip: Dont keep putting your resources into a black hole!

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Plumbing Humour

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

Today’s post is courtesy of Dr Marc Dussault, Australia’s #1 Exponential Growth Strategist. It’s a short YouTube video that he posted on his Personal Mastery Blog which I think is hilarious.

Click here to see what passion is all about - even when you’re in the Toilet Industry!

Marc calls this “antimimeticisomorphism” he even has a website devoted to this concept!

Stay tuned for more intriguing posts like this one - who said plumbing can’t be fun?!?!?!?