Posts Tagged ‘Toilet humour’

So you think you’re having a bad day?

Saturday, March 27th, 2010

Today’s blog post is from Exponential Growth Strategist (http://www.ExponentialPrograms.com) Dr Marc Dussault (http://www.MarcDussault.com).

Some days when you think you are home free, there is a trap waiting for you.

Have you ever had a day like that?

Marc takes business growth very seriously, but insists we plumbers take time to have a laugh, even at our own expense.

Thanks for the medicine Dr! 

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Water or wine. Is there bacteria in water?

Monday, December 28th, 2009
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine…  And those who don’t.

Remember this during the festive season

As Ben Franklin said:  

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,  in water there is bacteria. (more…)

A Sign of the Times?

Thursday, October 8th, 2009

 A Picture paints a thousand words. We really enjoyed these photos, and hope you will as well….

 

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The Lone Drainer And Pronto. We aim to please!

Monday, August 31st, 2009

 The Lone Drainer and Pronto are not like other cowboy plumbers… with Silver bullet speed and without making a mess, we fix your blocked drains, leaking taps and toilets, and before we start, you get our legendary no surprise fixed quote that blends over 40 years plumbing experience, technology and training so good…. even other plumbers seek our advice!
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Thanks to Dr Marc Dussault for helping us “hit our targets”.
Check him out at http://www.antimimeticisomorphism.com/

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Even Wizards need a Plumber

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

To be a plumber is to be a Wizard (ace, adept, champion, genius, hotshot, magician, mavin, sensation, star, superstar, virtuoso, whizz, wiz)

This was taken from the Sydney Morning Herald on 26th August, 2009.

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SSSSSire CCCCertainly SSSSSounds like a job for The Lone Drainer and Pronto

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S_ _t Happens. The Most Functional English Word

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

Well, it’s s_ _t . that’s right, s_ _t! S_ _t may just be the most functional word in the English language.
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Toilet Humour

Monday, July 6th, 2009

A toilet is a plumbing fixture and disposal system primarily intended for the disposal of the bodily wastes: urine and faecal matter. Additionally, vomit and menstrual waste is sometimes disposed in toilets in western societies. The word “toilet” can be used to refer to the fixture itself or to the room containing the fixture, especially in British English. In Canadian English, the latter is euphemistically called a washroom, and in American English, a restroom or bathroom. The latter term usually refers to a room that also contains a bath tub. A room with only a toilet and a sink is sometimes called a half-bathroom or a powder room.

There are two basic types of toilets: the dry toilet, and the wet toilet – the latter being the most commonly known and producer of blackwater. The dry toilet needs no plumbing for water input or evacuation, but is often coupled with some ventilation system.

Humour

Humour or humor (see American and British English spelling differences) is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement. Many theories exist about what humour is and what social function it serves. People of all ages and cultures respond to humour. The majority of people are able to be amused, to laugh or smile at something funny, and thus they are considered to have a “sense of humour.”

When attending to blocked drains we sometimes encounter “Toilet Humour”!

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