A doctor calls a plumber in the middle of the night. ‘Why are you ringing me at this hour?’ says the plumber. ‘Look, it’s an emergency,’ says the doctor. ‘If it was the other way round you’d expect me to come out, wouldn’t you?’ ‘Okay,’ says the plumber. ‘What’s the problem?’ ‘The toilet’s broken,’ says the doctor. The plumber says, ‘Give it two aspirin and call me again if it’s not better in the morning.’
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A doctor calls a plumber in the middle of the night…
Tuesday, April 24th, 2012Toilet seat up or down #2
Saturday, February 18th, 2012The people are talking about leaving the toilet seat up or down and everyone has their view.
Including my great mate Jon from Plug-it products in Lodi California. If you need to plug something then Plug- it products have the thing for you.
Click here to see what Jon calls toilet seat revenge
Nice work Jon!
Toilet seat up or down #1
Sunday, January 29th, 2012Should the toilet seat be left up or down?
This controversial topic will be discussed over the next few weeks
It’s a question that constantly arises when men and women share the same toilet. For some reason, this seemingly trivial question creates passion normally unseen from all sorts of people. It has been a topic of great debate throughout this country for many years, in fact since the toilet seat was invented.
It’s pretty clear that this old debate and your “position” is divided by gender.
Women complain that it should be the man’s responsibility to lower the toilet seat after use.
Whilst men seem to question why women should be heard all the time. Or in fact why it’s an issue at all
Now my wife, living in a houshold with 4 boys is incredibly patient about this subject. In fact her biggest complaint is about our aim, So, to get the ball rolling on this, I have to share this great image sent to me by Marc Dussault.
Let me know what happens in your house, how the boys and girls deal with this topic of ups and downs!
“What Did The Romans Ever Do For Us?!”
Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011Here’s something the Romans did for us – they invented plumbing!
What Did the Romans Ever Do for Us?
Julius Caesar had a weekend native-bashing excursion to Britain in 55 BC. But I guess he didn’t enjoy the damp boarding houses with their fierce landladies, for he quickly went back to Rome, naturally claiming a great victory. Almost a hundred years later the emperor Claudius sent a powerful invading army, and the Romans then occupied Britain for the next 350 years. What did those Romans ever do for us? (more…)
Something to aim for….a fly on the wall.
Monday, May 10th, 2010
In a previous blog post He aims, he shoots, he scores, I showed you a field goal in a urinal to reduce spillage. Some people were wondering what the original one at Schiphol Airport (http://www.schiphol.nl/) looks like… So once again, courtesy of Exponential Growth Strategist (http://www.ExponentialPrograms.com) Dr Marc Dussault (http://www.MarcDussault.com) here is the infamous fly in the urinal at Schiphol Airport!
This blog is all about having fun with everything having to do with plumbing, plumbing services and plumbing repairs. If you come across anything that you think my readers would enjoy – please send it to me via a comment on this blog. In advance, I thank you for making this a top blog for plumbing aficionados!
Would you use this loo?
Sunday, March 28th, 2010
I have just returned from Louisville Kentucky,to visit the 30th Annual Pumper and Cleaner Environmental Expo.
This is one of the western world’s greatest collections of experts, gathering to talk about S _ _ T.
How to clean it clear it, move it, store it, collect it and record it.
Over the next few weeks I will share with you some of the sights and sounds and people that made
Louisville 2010 http://www.pumpershow.com/ the greatest plumbing expo so far this decade.
Please enjoy these images and come back to this blog page over the next few weeks to see Louisville KY through the eyes of The Lone Drainer and Pronto.
In the meantime enjoy these images of a very unusual public toilet,
I ask you, Would you use this Loo?
Now that you’ve seen the outside view, take a look at the view from the inside out
It’s made entirely of one-way glass!
No one can see you from the outside, but when you are inside it’s like sitting in a clear glass box!
Could You….??? Now would you use this fun toilet?
So you think you’re having a bad day?
Saturday, March 27th, 2010Today’s blog post is from Exponential Growth Strategist (http://www.ExponentialPrograms.com) Dr Marc Dussault (http://www.MarcDussault.com).
Some days when you think you are home free, there is a trap waiting for you.
Have you ever had a day like that?
Marc takes business growth very seriously, but insists we plumbers take time to have a laugh, even at our own expense.
Thanks for the medicine Dr!
Water or wine. Is there bacteria in water?
Monday, December 28th, 2009To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine… And those who don’t.
Remember this during the festive season
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. (more…)
S_ _ T Happens. Short Guide to Comparative Religions
Saturday, December 26th, 2009
Every now and then, things come across my desk that I must share, and those of you who follow the Lone Drainer and Pronto blog know that S_ _T is, something that, well it happens.
At Christmas, this is a tongue in cheek twist on “our subject”
Taoism S _ _ t happens
Buddhism If S _ _t happens, it’s not really S _ _t
Islam If S_ _t happens, it’s the will of Allah
Protestantism S _ _t happens because you don’t work hard enough
Judaism Why does S _ _t always happen to us?
Hinduism This S_ _t happened before
Catholicism S _ _t happens because you’re bad
Hare Krishna S _ _t happens rama rama
T.V Evangelism Send more S _ _t
Atheism No S _ _t
Jehovah’s Witness Knock knock, S_ _t happens
Hedonism There’s nothing like a good S _ _t happening
Christian Science S _ _t happens in your mind
Agnosticism Maybe S _ _t happens, maybe it doesn’t
Existentialism What is S _ _t anyway?
Stoicism This S _ _t doesn’t bother me
Rastafarianism Let’s smoke this S _ _t
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A Sign of the Times?
Thursday, October 8th, 2009A Picture paints a thousand words. We really enjoyed these photos, and hope you will as well….
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