Remember this during the festive season

As Ben Franklin said:  

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,  in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria found in faeces.

 In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo..

 However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poo, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink  water and be full of S _ _ t

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, thank my mate David Weekes

I’m doing it as a public service!

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